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Using Markov Chain Generator to create Donald Trump’s state of union speech

January 20, 2019January 20, 2019 ~ Oleg Dulin

Since Trump's Twitter account is such a great source of his stream of consciousness, his sentences so grammatically incorrect, and his speeches are so incoherent that it is very simple to write a program that will talk, write, and speak exactly like Donald Trump.

Two developers choose to take a class

April 1, 2015January 26, 2019 ~ Oleg Dulin

Here is a wednesday funny for you: Two developers decide to take a class to improve their skills. One takes a day-long class on "Building scalable web applications with MongoDB." The other one takes a class on "Basket Weaving." Next day they compare their notes. One of them is an expert basket weaver, the other … Continue reading Two developers choose to take a class

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